Are you about to be laid off, terminated or have your position eliminated? Maybe you're suffering from downsizing distress, pink slip panic, layoff letdown or RIF (reduction in force) rage? If so, you're probably thinking ahead and considering your next job opportunity. Building on a previous column I wrote called "Lifetime Employment Opportunities" (published in the December 2003 issue of DM Review) in which I suggested that there would be a significant need for positions in areas such as business ethics instruction and forensic accounting, I'd like to present new areas where I think there might be job openings or at least opportunities.

Here, in David Letterman top 10 format, are my new ideas for employment opportunities to help you get that next job and recover from downsizing distress - or if not recover from it, at least laugh to help you cope with it.

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