This is DMRnac the Magnificent, once again reporting to you from Funk & Wagnall's porch (or is it Webster's?) where the answers to certain questions have been hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar (or is it a pickle jar?) since noon today (or is it 1:00 p.m.?). No one, but no one (well ... maybe someone like Tom Cruise) knows the contents. DMRnac will divine the questions. Are we ready? Proceed!
A: Rounding error Q: What do you call it when Wal-Mart's earnings are off $200 million?A: Bob Uecker's phrase, "Right here in the front row!" Q: Where will Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling's (former chairman and CEO of Enron, respectively) courtroom seats be when their trial starts in January 2006?
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